Dumber and Dumber


Something on my plate just moved. Is it supposed to do that? Maybe if I play with it for a while, it will get tired and stop moving.


Yes, that's a wonderful piece of bent, scratched, spray-painted armor, but thanks pretty lady, I have plenty of that already.


They're here...


Umm, excuse me, could you give us some directions? Our satnav system is on the blink, and we're running dangerously low on beer.

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Hurry up and take the picture — I'm anxious to go cut some more crop circles in the Jag.